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Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field! What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor? A transfarmer.SEE VIDEO BY TOPIC: Farm Girl by Holly Spears
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How do you get a farm girl to like you?
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field! What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor? A transfarmer. What day do potatoes hate the most? What farm animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog! Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field! What do farmers use to make crop circles? A Protractor What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit? If a cow laughed really hard Why did the cow jump over the moon? The farmer had cold hands. What's the best part of farming? Getting down and dirty with my hoes What kind of pigs know karate? Pork chops! What is a Happy Farmers favorite candy?
A Jolly Rancher. What do farmers need to create crop circles? A Pro-tractor. What do you call a Nebraskan farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp. What new crop did the farmer plant?
Beets me! What grows under your nose? Where do farmers send their kids to grow? Who tells chicken jokes? What is a farmers favorite Bruce Springsteen song?
Born in the USDA. What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows? Udder nonsense! Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? He has got no beef. What happened when the farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
He got a hot-diggity-dog! Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed! What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn? Why did the pig take a bath? The farmer said, "Hogwash"! Why do cows like being told jokes? Because they like being amoosed!
What do you get when you cross a farmer and some trendy headphones? Beets by Dre. What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor! What is a sheep's favorite game? Why did the cabbage win the race? Because it was ahead! Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play! What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll!
Why were the baby strawberries crying? Their ma and pa were in a jam What type of horses only go out at night? What is a horse's favorite sport? Stable tennis! What did the farmer get when he crossed an owl with a goat?
He wanted sweet and sour pork! What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows? What a miss-steak. Who takes care of the farm when the farmer is sick? The farmacist pharmacist. Why did the lamb call the police? He had been fleeced. Why was the cucumber mad?
Because it was in a pickle! How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down. What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? Laughing stock. What grows when fed but dies when watered? What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup! What do you call a dog on the farm? A Corn Dog. Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing!
What do you call an arctic cow? An eskimoo! What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar! What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a garden? How did the chicken farmer get into Guinness World Records?
He has a massive cock. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer. Farmer: "Why can't you make bread like my mother? Doctor: Don't worry, you're just a little hoarse! I was really impressed by the farmer I saw the other day. He was out standing in his field. Knock knock. Who's there? Wheel barrow Wheel barrow who? Wheel barrow one pair of gloves please. Why did the cow cross the road?
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Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field! A city man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Excuse me mister, but what are you doing? What's the best part of farming? Getting down and dirty with my hoes 4. What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows? Udder nonsense! Why did the cow cross the road?
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Farm Jokes and Riddles What new crop did the farmer plant? Beets me! Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
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A lady sitting in the dentist chair told the dentist, "I would rather go through the pain of child birth than have you drill in my mouth. The difference between like and love is spit and swallow. I have been having sex with Iron Man. A professor is lecturing a class and says, "Today's lecture will be about glucose. Glucose is sugar and can be found in lots of stuff.
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Farmer's Wife. Marathon Runner. Ag Professional. Bourbon Lover. Advocate for all things agriculture and rural. I have found that those who berate others actions do so because they "assume" others are exactly like themselves. Those who do not understand the farmers lifestyle and respect the job, male or female, do so because they could not be trusted to act civil themselves and do not deserve the respect of hard working farmers. If you do not trust your spouse with the opposite sex then you should not be trusted or respected.
So she dyes her hair brunette and goes out for a challenge. She finds a shepherd with a big herd, and asks him if she can guess the number of sheep in the first try and if she guesses right she could keep one of the sheep. The shepherd agrees. After a good look at the herd she thinks and tells him:
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